that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
this is not okay
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*
I’m not drunk I’m chillin
to be alone,
and I want
to not let me be
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”